Analogy Land can be confusing at times. As we all know, the only rule is that there are no rules. So here you'll find your list of important players to help you navigate.
The White Queen - That would be me. I'm the boss here. And though I don't cut off heads on a regular basis, I'm still quite mad.
The White King - My Husband. Possibly the maddest person here. Also the bravest, strongest and best.
White Knight - My son. He has slain the Jabberwock, my son.
White Bishop - My daughter. A beacon of sanity in our mad world.
Jack - My ex-husband, the father of my daughter who adopted my son. He's an ass. And a very large part of the reason I'm so damn crazy.
Mom - Also mine. She lives with The White King and I.
White Rook - My Cousin. Brilliant and beautiful. She also lives here.
White Pawn - My Cousin's Daughter, my niece. Gorgeous and stubborn. You guessed it, she lives here too. It's a very full castle.
