Say you want a new bed, so you scour the internet and visit furniture stores and talk to friends and you find THE bed.
And everyone hates it.
Everyone tells you that it's the most uncomfortable bed ever made.
And it's fugly.
That's right, fugly, AKA - fucking ugly.
But you won't listen. You don't care, you want THE bed.
So you buy it.
And guess what?!?!
It's the most uncomfortable bed ever made.
And it's FUGLY!!!
What do you do?
I'll tell you what you do:
If you're a woman:
You sleep in the damn bed, because you fucking made it and you have far too much pride to admit that you paid a fucking fortune for a fugly and uncomfortable bed.
If you're a man:
You bitch and moan and complain and then you sleep on the couch and make your wife sleep in the fugly, uncomfortable bed that YOU made. And then you bitch and moan and complain about how you didn't get a good night's sleep and how it gave you a cramp in your neck.
And oh yeah:
Fuck you Friday.
NOOOOO! Oh man, okay-that really, really blows. :( I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteFind a way to blame it on 'the man.' That's what I do.
I would have to take it back. There is no way I could sleep on it. It's all his fault.
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ReplyDeleteA man would find a way to make it work... supports underneath if it's too soft, mattress pads on top if it's too hard. As for fugly? Shit, you liked it in the show room... Besides, who cares... you'll have your eyes closed most of the time when you're around it. Otherwise, tart it up with bedcovers and pillows.
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